Chubbies University is an institution of thigher learning. A melting pot of radness, good times, and expertly crafted cocktails all with the goal of becoming the best weekenders we can be. We believe that you get what you give, and when you give radiant joy and immaculate vibes, you get a good friggin' time. Here at Chubbies University, every day is the weekend, and every weekend is a blast.
While attending Chubbies University, you'll experience the wonderland of weekend-enriching, life-altering, happiness-boosting classes. As you belly flop into the ceremonial pool at your graduation, you'll emerge as one of the World's top drink-making, pool-partying, weekend-crushing citizens.
Advanced Vacation Planning
Vacationing like a dad in the 80's doesn't come easy. In this upperclassman course, you'll learn everything from stuffing your suitcase with the perfect vacation looks, how to make friends with the local bartenders, and how to identify and befriend other vacationers who match your vibe.
Sorry, the write up for this class is still in progress. The professor who runs it hasn't responded to our emails in a while. Sit tight.
English 173 Pun-derwriting
Puns are the center of comedy. They're sweet, but hard to master. Our pun-derwriting course will have you churning out dad jokes in no time.
Boat Drinks 101
Waves can cause spills, over-pours, under-pours, or worse, drinks being lost to the sea. Learning to make the perfect drink in any boat environment is crucial to creating really good times.
Announcements & Events
Stay up-to-date with all the latest happenings, events, and stories from our vibrant campus community.
The Quad will be refilling the sunscreen dispensers on Monday. As a quick reminder, Monday is the day after the weekend ends, according to the government or something.
Ping Pong Tournament of Masters
Enter the spin cycle with the best of the best at the start of Fall Semester.
The Thigh-Steppers Dance-Quad will be performing their much anticipated interpretive dance of "Cheeseburger in Paradise" at 5 o'clock somewhere.
Food Hall Updates
Swimmerall Memorial Dining Hall will be introducing a 24/7 all-you-can-eat corndog buffet.
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